Aminet 34/Aminet 34 (2000)(Schatztruhe)[!][Dec 1999].iso/Aminet/comm/irc/cybershiela.lha/cs/bumperstickers2.amirx

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/* Quote File Auto Converted to Arexx by Zonkerz */
xx=random(1,16,time('s'))
select
when xx=1 then a="Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm"
when xx=2 then a="Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines"
when xx=3 then a="Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese "
when xx=4 then a="I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week "
when xx=5 then a="I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met "
when xx=6 then a="I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol "
when xx=7 then a="I intend to live forever - so far, so good"
when xx=8 then a="I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy"
when xx=9 then a="If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"
when xx=10 then a="Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb!"
when xx=11 then a="Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States"
when xx=12 then a="Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of"
when xx=13 then a="Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have"
when xx=14 then a="Televangelists: The Pro Wrestlers of religion."
when xx=15 then a="The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes."
when xx=16 then a="When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."
end
'say 2 BumperStickers:7' A
exit